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Old Sayings - computer
jokes
Signs Found in Kitchens
Eeew Yuck
Top signs you're bored at work
Gas Prices - so you think
a gallon of gasoline is expensive?
What
Y2K Bug?
Overworked?
You're
tired because you're overworked? The U.S. population is
237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133
million to do the work. There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there
are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving
19 million to do the work. 2.8 Million are in the Armed
Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take
from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do
the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there
are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two
people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting
at your computer reading jokes.
Things
to Ponder
1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you
are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
2) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station
is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation....
3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with
fractions.
4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what
fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
7) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.
9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on
me - they were cramming for their finals.
10) Employment application blanks always ask who is to
be notified in case of emergency. I think you should write
"A very good doctor".
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