Old
Sayings
Computer Version
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single
click.
4. Great groups from little icons grow.
5. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
6. A chat has nine lines.
7. What boots up must come down.
8. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
9. There's no place like www.home.com.
10. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
practice.
11. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach
him to use the
'Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
"Have I ever backed up my hard drive? I can't even
get it into reverse."
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